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  • mmk123
    09-13 11:40 AM
    There is NO Eb1/Eb2/Eb3 divide for our cause... the issue is unfair country based quota for highly skilled immigrants. I have many friends who are rotting in EB3 even though they qualify for EB2 (due to company policies).. one of Ivy League PhD graduates I know is rotting in EB2 (C).. so these are thin lines..

    Only solution is to convince lawmakers about our genuine issues using correct, democratic, non fear-mongering ways.

    Healthcare debate is a good indicator of what is coming next... fasten your seat belts and be ready!

    one more thing i want to add: let's not worry about ppl using wrong ways to get this GC, they will fail in long run or get caught somewhere else. They will have to pay for this during their lifetime only. And BTW, this also includes L1 managers. Our lives is not only GC, it is much more than that. Easier said than done.. but that's how we convince ourselves.




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  • logiclife
    06-22 12:52 PM
    "According to Miller, only about 30 percent of applicants are running into such difficulties."

    ONLY??!! Since when did 1/3 of something become "only"?

    Maybe he should volunteer for a pay cut of 30%. ONLY 30%. See, its trivial little teeny weeny 30%. Its nothing. You wont even feel it. How about that director?




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  • gcsim
    06-12 10:11 AM
    Hi All,

    I'm planning to go to India for my first visa stamping in 3 yrs. Just wanted to know is it safe to go rite now will the cir on verge of being signed.




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  • shree772000
    10-15 05:17 PM
    Considering the lowered cost of stock I am planning to gets my hands dirty in stock. But I don't have much knwoeldge about it. Also, by the time I find resouces to learn more about stock, the prices might ahve gone up.

    So can anyone provide good online tools to know more about investing on stocks and buying stocks online...

    Thanks

    There are way better places than this forum to discuss about stocks. You will get much more response from those sites as the people there share similiar intrests as you. I do not understand the point in discussing stocks here.

    Would you go to liquor store and buy groceries?

    What you are trying to do is similiar.



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  • rbalaji5
    11-29 07:51 PM
    Gurus,

    Guide me. I am planning to apply for Canada Green Card (Permanent Resident). What I am going to do is.

    1) Just download the application forms from Application for Permanent Residence in Canada [IMM 0008SW] from the website and just apply without any representative

    Question is

    1) Do I need a representative as this is a backup to US GC.
    2) I dont have any Canadian temp work visa
    3) How much bank Balance I need ?

    Please clarify




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  • sands_14
    04-27 12:18 PM
    PD cud have been applied at time of filing the new I140 but now you need to file new labor and new I140 to get the PD ported.

    Still consulting a lawyer is best.



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  • chi_shark
    10-16 12:27 PM
    look at your labor app... it states your proffered wage, job description etc. those are the terms and conditions... you can still get an EVL from your employer and have your lawyer (or have yourself) write a letter explaining how the EVL covers terms and conditions on the labor cert. in any case, this is a really stupid and unenforceable rfe... i mean how can the new employer even know whats in the labor and i-140? and without knowing that how can an employer "indicate" any compliance with t&c of labor and 140? i think you should be fine with just a plain evl that matches your job description and salary... at most, you can write a letter saying that "yeah the t&c continues to be valid".

    my 2 cents.

    may be not related ... but can someone explain what does this line mean ...

    The letter must also indicate whether the terms and conditions of your employment based visa petition (or labor certification) continue to exist.

    does this mean that while invoking AC21, you have to tell your new employer to support your GC application ? hope not ! whole purpose of using EAD is to get rid of sponsorship non-sense....

    anyone ?




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  • vnsriv
    11-16 01:27 PM
    Nov' 07 Processing times are not posted yet

    USCIS is always slow



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  • samrat_bhargava_vihari
    06-25 03:42 PM
    It looks like my lawyer has already mailed the application to USCIS. The priority dates becomes current only on July 1st.

    What are my options here? Does anyone has faced such a situation?
    Some people did same mistake for June buliten they filed in may and still they didn't get their applications back. Check with some good lawyer and file once again in first week of July. If you don't send them back by EOM and if dates get retrogress you will be in serious problem.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showpost.php?p=86794&postcount=25

    Check with shailesh what he did.




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  • indianabacklog
    11-09 09:20 AM
    My lawyer told me the backlog is 400K. As an European, I am expecting to wait between 2 to 3 years for my GC. Anything sooner would be a nice surprise!

    It is going to very much depend on your priority date and employment based category.



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  • nayekal
    08-18 05:12 PM
    Guys,
    I faced this problem myself. My wife was on H1 earlier and she never worked for a period of 1 year. At the beginning of the H1 period, we are expecting a baby and we took easy about her doing any job (its my fault). Later, market turned worse, it became to hard for her and her employer look for projects for her.

    So, I contacted a lawyer (he is great). He told me that her status is H1 even though she is not working and she has to get back to H4. He assured me that they will for my documents more than her's and we filed as such and we don't even have her pay stubs or W2 forms.
    She got in 45 days period and last week she went for H4 stamping, showing my documents. Yesterday, she got her passport back with H4 stamp.




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  • swadeshi
    08-31 12:30 AM
    OK so we're 1 million in the backlog. That could be a small country.

    Instead of spending hundreds of thousands on lobbying, we can just buy a piece of land somewhere (big enough to have a passport office building), get immediate citizenship in our new country and then USCIS will be able to process our GC applications within a year.

    Someone from Taiwan (and smaller neighboring countries) can get GC in 1 year but if you're from China you will wait 6-10 years. I am not sure of how much cultural differences exist between these two countries, all I know is that my Taiwanese friend speaks Chinese, goes to Chinese church. So much for diversity.

    So.. if anyone has the info on how to register a new country, I'd like to know.

    Sorry, its the wee hours and I just felt like posting this. Please close thread as and when desired.

    Is it your wishful thinking bloke? if it was possible our chinni bhai would have done that instead of waiting this long...



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  • sapota
    02-27 01:51 PM
    From March 05 to Sep 06 data can be found at :

    http://www.foreignlaborcert.doleta.gov/pdf/OFLC_Report_v11_8-23-07.pdf

    This is the kind of transparency people are looking for. USCIS does publish statisics too. Hoping that they take all this data & propose legislation and or administrative solutions to address bottleneck issues.




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  • gc_chahiye
    07-20 06:18 PM
    My PD is Nov 2004, I got 140 approved. Im not filing 485 now as im unmarried.
    Any ideas when can be the date current again(for my PD atleast)?

    EB2 or EB3? If EB2 then based on data someone posted here earlier, there is a good chance of you becoming current in the next 12-18 months.



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  • nixstor
    07-08 03:33 PM
    Why is he mentioning as East Indians instead of Immigration Voice members


    Can't you see the Gandhi link? Gandhi is East Indian and thats why he might have associated it with East Indian community. Dont harp too much on What Mr Oh wants/thinks.




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  • aph0025
    11-12 12:21 PM
    From the day you file your case you are legal to work with your new employer until its approval or denial. When you file your case (filed in normal processing without including paystub) sometimes they just approve it and sometimes they ask for a current paystub for evidence to close the case as approved. As you start working for your new company you would get a pay stub which can be used for the query.

    That's a good point as well. I am planning to go in for premium processing on the safer side. But, if there is a query for pay stubs, they would require my previous employer's pay stubs right (the one from whom I am transferring my H1B visa to begin with)? I hope you are right, and my assumption is wrong. Looking at the responses, a lot is dependant on the immigration officer.



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  • letstalklc
    10-03 03:16 PM
    Your's is crossed 15 month stage, so you can ask your lawyer to enquire about it...

    Hope fully DOL will approve yours soon...

    Good luck




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  • conchshell
    07-29 11:00 PM
    We have to understand one thing clearly. Whether we support amnesty or not ... at any given point we will find an uphill battle called CHC in front of us. Even after a new president gets elected, this congress is gonna have same composition for next three years. CHC understands it well that with a delayed legal immigration reform, US competitivness gets affected, and that's why they do not want to loose this opportunity to get amnesty for "undocumented workers".

    So even after the election when new administration takes on immigration reform, CHC (with the help of all like minded Hispanic organizations) will always put hurdles for legal immigration reform to get the amnesty. In that entire brohaha, what compromise comes out ... no one can guess!! Its quite a possibility that "undocumented workers" may be placed in front of us for a GC, afterall politics is an art to make the impossible possible.

    My gutt feeling is that CHC will not make any compromise before elections, because it has a fear of loosing Hispanic votes. Its more likely that they will sing a compromise note after the elections, but upto what extent they will be flexible only time will tell. Meanwhile, we can run flower or phone campaign, but this will not have any impact on CHC.

    So we may take any stand, we may fight CHC, we may shake hand with CHC, or we may stand without any stand on this issue ... ultimately we will face this brick wall called CHC sooner or later.




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  • needhelp!
    08-31 12:38 AM
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    oomshiva
    07-12 09:46 AM
    this is realy getting more confusing and I think

    Dal mein kuch kala hai ( something is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry fishy going on behind how to solve this )




    Joybose
    08-14 02:58 PM
    Just now my lawyer called to tell that she got all my receipts , filed on july 2nd but my wifes application was rejected for "insufficient filing fees", I had put in a single check for $745 , how can this be, it was both in the same fedex packet, she says it is some "mailroom error", so she sent back the application with a letter and my receipt copy to accept. My app also had a $745 check and that was receipted,
    Has this happned to anyone, please respond , i am wondering if what my lawyer did was correct, pls share your experiences.
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